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Oct 19, 2004
Face it.
Blogs are BORING.
Yes, the picture above may be interesting but that's about as good as this blog goes. That's what guys get when they're old - no hair. I speak for everyone here when I say that I'm tired of reading "Hi, today I did this and that, took a dump, etc."
You wanna hear my day?
Okay...I woke up, forgot to brush my teeth, went to brush my teeth after drinking Horlicks (disgusting drink but it depends) did tons of math work...took a break for an hour or so to illegally download music. Muahahahhaahahhahaha... IN YOUR FACE, RIAA!! Aw...did I say that? Here, *mindfood gives RIAA representative grimy tissue he found on the sidewalk so that the dude can cry on it because he can't catch me, nyah, (a few quarter notes length) nyah, nyah, nyah, (another few quarter notes, actually maybe only one) nyah...wait, mindfood is not as childish as RIAA is...so instead he just stares that poor weeping wimp in the eye which signals he can't do anything to stop me. "Whatcha' gonna do, call the police? OOhhh...*mock fright*
Anyway, after downloading some illegal music (which was of inferior quality, only 96 kps, sounded like a scratchy radio receiver), I went and had lunch. It was good stuff. So good I can't remember...oh yeah, now I do! How can I forget eating? Eating is my hobby, for chefs' sakes. But I burn it out by running long-distance. *proudly shows off his bulging leg muscles* *taunts "wanna piss me off?"*
Hmmm....after that, I had to help my dad get rid of trojans in the computer...he is semi-literate, y'know, the word-processing, email-checking, non-geek type. Yeah.
Oh, then, guess what?! Yippie-kay-a! I had to take a dump. Oh it felt good but smelt bad. Cool rhyming, huh? Then I went for jogging. I think I ran about 3.96 kilometers to be exact (sorry, i'm a geek, i can't help it...though i'm an anti-maths geek, which is slightly unusual but nevertheless unique) and burned 200 calories! *one reader drones monotonously "woo-hoo"...* *AHEM* My audience isn't very enthusiastic today...anyway, how could they be considering that I'm writing about stuff everyone else does, d-u-h.
Actually, I like Hummers and huge four-wheel drives and want to grow a goatee so add to the space before geek (somewhere up there) the word "rugged, tough guy" oh....I also am an anti-Reconstructionist young-earth creationist (cool rhyming again, eh? okay, mindfood is seriously boring his readers) who thinks some parts of "design theory" are correct, and the "billion years" view incorrect.
Well, I'm tired now, but since the keyboard's not comfortable enough, I'll have to run upstairs and collapse onto the bed with such tremendous speed that I get the wind knocked out of me like a car airbag, 'cept this one's a pillow.
G'nite folks and see you in eternity.
Yours Half-[whole-heartedly]sincerely,
Mindfood (Bazookas! I didn't know they had such good range of colors. Well, you never know sometimes...truth is stranger than fiction.
Oops, I forgot to put the closing parentheses...please sue me for a hundred billion dollars so that I can be richer than that scum of a human Billy Gates because I'll get the best liar (did I say that...I meant "lawyer") in town to help me. Okay, officially tired. *snores....breathes heavily...wakes up, realizes that he doesn't snore, and goes back to snoring* (psst....I know I managed to evade the question of what I ate for lunch, woo-hoo! Nah, I had a tomato-and-cheese sandwich, and another sandwich flooded with peanut butta...not that great a meal, but better than that Hindu dude swallowing pebbles, but then again, he likes doing it. Nutty people we have in this world. Guten Night. Whatever that means in Germenglish...
Posted at 06:49 am by mindfood
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Oct 17, 2004
You are welcome to my unboring and occasionally boring life...
Hello everyone (or no one *fakes a tear*),
How's life going? well, for me it's been good....i did hundred sit-ups yesterday, the day before and...yeah, that's about it. But I also ran about 12 kilometers this week.
I don't know what to write about. I'm probably going for a jog today...we'll see.
By the way, have any of you read the "The Devil's Arithmetic"? What a great book...since you probably never heard of it before, i'll spoil the story for you by telling you what it's about. The scene begins in some year, probably early 90s, and a girl and her mother drive to their relative's place for The Passover. She groans, because every years she goes, and it has become so boring and predictable. But something happens that changes her life. Because she was rather generous by not eating manna and giving it to someone else, her grandfather let her open the door to "welcome Elijah". Now, I don't know if this is a custom or part of the Passover, so sorry Jews, if I have offended you!
She is transported back to the concentration camp her grandmother was in and i forgot the rest of the story. See, i'm a nice guy...i didn't totally spoil the whole story, you get to read the end without me telling you it and getting beaten up.
Anyway...............how many of you bloggers voraciously read books? Hands up. Oh, only one. Too bad.
Hey, I just read "Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel"...what a delightfully funny book. It's about how you can be in a company without doing any work and pretending to do so, and other funny tips and tricks Scott Adams (yes, the cartoonist of Dilbert) shares (with the reader).
I'm probably boring you guys out there already...*hears some snoring* so give me a topic and i'll talk about it. I know a lot about a wide range of subjects, so don't hesitate.
Mindfood
P.S. How many of you like C.S. Lewis? He's an awesome author...he's so deep in his intellectuality. I agree with him that badness is "spoiled goodness". How insightful. Don't get it? GO FIGURE!! well, anyway until the next ranting, goot bai (i'm trying to invent a new language here as you can see...but it sounds all too familiar...hm...i wonder why...could it be the pronunciation? Hahaha, okay, i'm done.
Give me feedback. I like opinionated individuals (actually most bloggers [the hardcore type] are very opinionated).
See ya.
Sincerely (yes, i know it's not a letter but...at least I have better English than most bloggers *ouch*,
Mindfood
P.S. *Mindfood probably has many enemies now! :P nah, it's okay to misspell when you're blogging, just don't misspell "misspell" or i'll call you a vegetable. No, not a carrot. No, not a cucumber. Just a vegetable. It's in the dictionary, look it up. Geez, the lazy bums we have nowadays staring at computer screens and doing nothing...lol
Posted at 11:06 pm by mindfood
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